“”Do you mean to tell me, Katie Scarlett O’Hara, that Tara, that land doesn’t mean anything to you? Why, land is the only thing in the world worth workin’ for, worth fightin’ for, worth dyin’ for, because it’s the only thing that lasts.” -Gone With the Wind “Perhaps he knew, as I did not, that the Earth was made round so that we would not see too far down the road.” -Out of Africa “She’s gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.” -Say Anything “
(gunshot) Yeah. Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!
“”I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.” “
“”No, no, you’re talking to my man all wrong. That’s the wrong tone. Do it again, and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Lemme ask you something, Does you’re mother sew?…..BAH!….Get her to sew that!” I freakin love Christopher Walken “
“”every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great, if a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate” “you tit, I soiled my armor I was so scared” “
“”Do you mean to tell me, Katie Scarlett O’Hara, that Tara, that land doesn’t mean anything to you? Why, land is the only thing in the world worth workin’ for, worth fightin’ for, worth dyin’ for, because it’s the only thing that lasts.” -Gone With the Wind “Perhaps he knew, as I did not, that the Earth was made round so that we would not see too far down the road.” -Out of Africa “She’s gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.” -Say Anything “
(gunshot) Yeah. Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my BOOMSTICK! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. YOU GOT THAT?!
“”I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die.” “
“”No, no, you’re talking to my man all wrong. That’s the wrong tone. Do it again, and I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Lemme ask you something, Does you’re mother sew?…..BAH!….Get her to sew that!” I freakin love Christopher Walken “
My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head-jiggle is supposed to make me happy? hmm?-The Princess Bride
“”It’s like my Momma always told me, “Two tears in a bucket, motherFUCK it.”” -Chablis Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil E: Formatting “
“”If all your friends are morons, is it a felony, a misdemeanor, or an act of God if you blow their fucking heads off with a thirty-eight magnum?” “