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“”There is a naked women in lane 3, please send security” and just wait by the lane and see how many guys show up to realize they have been bamboozled “
My brother when working at a store, would randomly laugh like Cleveland Brown over the intercom.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
“”Attention Kmart shoppers! Don’t forget about our Blue Light Specials all week long!” “
Attention shoppers: we have having an 80% off sale on all meats without an expiration date. We are happy to always save you money. Attention shoppers: Isle Six is closed for the rest of the day. Thank you for your understanding. Attention shoppers: reminder that if anyone is caught smoking in the dairy cooler, we will call the police immediately. Attention shoppers: can a Mort Iddy Formalyfe please come to Register One. There are two boys up here looking for Mort Iddy Formalyfe. Thank you. Attention shoppers: in 10 minutes we will be closing for 2 hours to make way for a scheduled private celebrity shopper. Please make your final selections now.
Attention shoppers, would Anita Dickenme please report to the front end, that’s Anita Dickenme to the front end please
In my best Suthrn accent, I’d page Mike Rotch to Lingerie.