What would you do with a cardboard box?

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Diana Holzman · Accepted Answer

That will depend on the box size and my current needs, but those needs are typically garage related. Large box: After the cats are done with them, I usually cut these up into large sheets so I have something to lay on when I'm working on the car. Medium box: After the cats have sat in them, they will get flattened and later used as something to lay on when working on the car. Small box: After the cats have tried to sit in them, I use these for holding parts while working on the car.  It's always nice to have extra cardboard around just in case you need to make a template for something. The cats also have some semi-permanent boxes around the house.

Eevi · Answer

The correct answer is: break the box down and put it in the recycling bin

Mildred · Answer

Make my cat so very happy

Perpetua · Answer

Time travel and transformigify

Lethia · Answer

Make a fortress!

Tarja-Helena · Answer

Just one? Maybe pack some of my stuff in it More? Make a fort

Simone Boehm · Answer

Build a cutout robot suit

Husne · Answer

Give it to my kid. He's 9 and he either makes forts out of boxes or elaborate houses for our cats.

Brett · Answer

Fort for my kids, until they ruin it. Then it'll get shredded and tossed on the compost pile for the worms to eat, and poop out goodies for my garden. Something, something, circle of life ?

Stern · Answer

Fil it with soap, toilet paper, wet chewing gum and what's inside a fleshlight. Close it, put a picture of Natalie portman's face on it and cut a hole trought the mouth area.  Unzip your pants and you know what comes next.

Ki · Answer

Think outside it

YANG · Answer

Make a transmogrifier

THEOLA · Answer

Infiltrate the Shadow Moses complex.

Garwin · Answer

Cut a hole in the box. Put my junk in that box. Make her open the box.

JAYNA · Answer

Shave its balls with a rusty box cutter

stinne · Answer

I would get inside of it and crawl around. Treat your cardboard boxes with love and respect, don't be too rough. They're key to successful infiltration

Theodore · Answer

Sit in it

MY · Answer

Give it to my son. Him and our little dog can play with a carboard box for hours. He's 34. Wish he'd get a job. KIDDING! He's 6.

aud · Answer

Eat it

Sabine Faber · Answer

Sneak around Shadow Moses island.

Flower · Answer

Hide in the box til it all blows over

Ibtihaj · Answer

Why, give it to my cat, of course.

Manfred · Answer

The same shit Spongebob and Patrick did.

Charlot · Answer

Stop racism. Idk, I really haven't thought this through tbh

Irmela · Answer

Use it to hide from enemies in plain sight.

Oodi · Answer

Take it to White Sands National Park and slide down the hills.

Siro · Answer

I save all my cardboard boxes for Christmas to put gifts in when I'm wrapping presents. You can also unfold them and use them as a canvas for painting! They also make the best space ships for when I'm babysitting my cousins.

Giorgio · Answer

Insulate the one I live in

Maj-Gret · Answer

Get in it, and call someone on my phone, and tell them that it was my destiny to be in the box, and they should come inside the box too, then they'll know what i mean

Odin · Answer

Hide inside it  -Snake

Maryama · Answer

""Imagination" "

Marina Faerber · Answer

I would

Ulrike Drechsler · Answer

Ever hear of Oragami? Waaaggk Waaggk

VALENCIA · Answer

Colonel. This is Snake

Maneewan · Answer

Fuck it

Molli · Answer

Cosplay some Solid Snake.

sladjana · Answer

FUCKIN sit in it

Ejan · Answer

Infiltrate Shadow Moses

KRYSTINA · Answer

Metal Gear intensifies

Lauree · Answer

"Read this question to the tune of "what would you do for a Klondike bar". "

Jeremiah · Answer

I dunno man, I have 40 of them.

Carmita · Answer

Build my own Tardis. Travel back in time to medieval Essex to watch the twelfth Doctor play guitar whilst standing on a tank at the end his own 3 week long knights games.

Yvonne Herz · Answer

"A cat house for Mr. Kitty to hide in and play. It would have windows, a front door, and a "look-out tower" on top for him to survey his kingdom. "

Jenelyn · Answer

Most recently I've been storing radioactive waste. it helps hold the bag open

Kirke · Answer

Catch cats

Terhikki · Answer

I like to hide under them and pretend I'm Solid Snake when my husband gets home.

Anu-Susanna · Answer

I would resell it for $35 and tell people you can fold it into a steeringwheel for a certain game.

Briana · Answer

https://i.imgur.com/3wP9Exj.jpg

Autumn · Answer

Infiltrate a heavily guarded military complex on orders from the government to destroy a experimental nuclear weapon launching machine

ALTAGRACIA · Answer

Use it as the ultimate stealth utility tool OBVIOUSLY, impervious to almost every kind of detection method, if snake can disguise himself as a random box in the middle of a high alert military facility, I'm sure I can remain undetected from my neighbours who I'm spying on.

Neddy · Answer

Use it to sneak past Soviets

MERLENE · Answer

Let my cat play in it

Floris · Answer

Depends. Is it bog enough to completely conceal me? Then i will hide in it with the box standing in the living room and then i will scare the shit out of every breathing lifeform

Milla-Emilia · Answer

If I fit in it, I keep it for a few days and just stay in it and watch YouTube. Either that or I'll pretend to be solid snake

Merlin · Answer

I would ship myself through a wormhole to a non pandemic timeline.

liv · Answer

Make a dreamatorium where I cam render imaginary dreamscapes

Maileena · Answer

Throw it away

Claudio · Answer

Flatten it and put it in the recycling bin. Thx to home delivery purchases, I have a bunch of them.  Edit: thx for the awards everybody!

chiara · Answer

I'm in my late 40s and I still get in boxes to see if I can fit in them.. cardboard boxes are fun

Cicily · Answer

Present it to my Feline Overlord in hopes to appease Their Majesty, praise be on their fluffy posterior!

Theodoric · Answer

Imaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaation

VICTORINA · Answer

A sword, but a highly designed one, not just the large stick and the short stick glued like a T. A sword that's cool, a sword that is unique, a sword that if made in metal would be practical and useful for certain situations. It's just not that simple making a sword, even a strong one, that fits what in a game would be a legendary one.

Kalthoum · Answer

Probably break it down and put it in the cardboard bin at work, since that's part of my job. Or you know... leave it for second shift.

Afrooz · Answer

This could actually be really useful to me at the moment, I'd sit inside it and try to come up with some creative solutions to my current problem. It probably wouldn't work though, so I'd probably need to try really thinking outside the box.

Manya · Answer

"I would just put the box down, take two steps back and yell: "WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOOX ?!?!" "

Allice · Answer

I can't do anything with the box, one of my cats is already in it.

Ferguson · Answer

""What!? Another new cardboard box?! You saw it while shopping at Costco, then picked it up and brought it back specifically just for me!? You're the best hooooman ever! Plus: Costco rocks!" Sincerely,  "

Glenna · Answer

I'd take it to my Dreamatorium and turn the box into a spaceship then use evasive manoeuvres when the enemy is on my 6

gunna · Answer

Sit in it and cry

wioleta · Answer

Pretend to be Solid Snake

Jobye · Answer

It depends. How cute is it?

Iia · Answer

"Leave it in my kitchen for months because "I'm sure it will come in handy". "

Kristina · Answer

Leave it where my cats could easily get into it

Susanne Hoch · Answer

If it's a 'new fridge' sized or bigger box - live in it.

Gerard · Answer

Cardboard box? You were lucky. We lived for 3 months in a paper bag in a septic tank

maibrit · Answer

1, cut a hole in the box

Julia Klein · Answer

Put my toddlers in it & see which one has no imagination

Pacifica · Answer

A couple of years ago, we were moving every few months due to work. So we made our side tables with cardboard boxes.

Anne-Marita · Answer

Unfold it and make a car window to place on my desk so I can pretend I'm driving.

ROXY · Answer

Make a big ol pretty cardboard house and put snails in it

Roos · Answer

If i can collect many of them,I'd make a cardboard fortress. If not, guess I'll just throw it away or something

Ellen · Answer

I would build it into a Transmogrifier, easy and simple!

Inci · Answer

The question is not what would I do with it, But what myy cat would do with it. The answer is, she would sit in it.

Taika · Answer

Time to make the coolest coffin ever.

Andrea Lowe · Answer

sneak around

Maggee · Answer

Offer it as a tribute to my cats

Comfort · Answer

get a cat

SUMIKO · Answer

Our cats claim any and all cardboard boxes that come into our house

Amire · Answer

Cum box

farzana · Answer

Idk man it's really up to my I M A G I N A T I O N

Cordelie · Answer

Store it, in case I might need it in the future.

Tetti · Answer

Throw it on the floor for my cats to play with, like I just did this morning when I finished off the last shipment from Chewy before I left for work.

Pammi · Answer

"Build an awesome fort for my daughter and name it "the pretty pretty princess castle of torture and eternal DOOM" empathizing the DOOM part. "

Fionna · Answer

Live in it homeless as a child then take elaborate revenge on the company of the box logo.

Janina Fried · Answer

Sit in it with my starfish friend and use my Imagination to travel on an adventure while annoying my squid neighbor

Daniele · Answer

Make a pillow fort with it, I don't care if I'm 14 and ppl still think im a small child.

Magni · Answer

Trade it for a Klondike Bar.

Jessica · Answer

I would invite my starfish friend to have fun and irritate our squid neighbor

Chloette · Answer

I M A G I N A T I O N

Aeriell · Answer

Hide in it until the alarms go away.

Miija · Answer

"I would use my "Imagination".  "

Engy · Answer

A kitty cave

Anja Hoffmann · Answer

Sit in it

bayan · Answer

"I have this pesky little shit bag running around my neighborhood but mostly in and around my house. I would set a trap using the box. This is what I would do... Get the cardboard box, and a black marker. I would write on this cardboard box with the black marker, "Asshole." I would then set the box upright with the open side up and wait for the ass hole to jump in it. I would then take a picture of said asshole and post it to /r/pics with the caption, "got em." "

Smaragda · Answer

If it's big enough then I'd flatten it, find a steep enough hill, and go box sledding.

Christine Zweig · Answer

If you lived in a big city you could sublet it to a young professional!

Gussie · Answer

Make a fucking sword cause I'm an immature motherfucker

Garv · Answer

Easy!  Large cardboard boxes: put small cardboard boxes in them Small cardboard boxes: put them in large cardboard boxes

sirin · Answer

Cut holes in it for my legs and walk around in it

Klaudia Beyer · Answer

Cut an arched door shape in the side, cut a rectangle in the top. Then put phone over rectangle hole and place whole thing over my head whilst I lay on the floor and enjoy my home cinema

Alla · Answer

sit in it and scoot around the house. it's a different kind of luxury.

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