What is the single most offensive Super Bowl Half time show you can dream up?

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Amalia · Accepted Answer

I used to be a project manager for the NFL media events. A couple of years back I was working on a project in Iowa when I had a phone call from my boss telling me to get to Florida because of the plans for the 2010 half time show. When I got there I spoke to the project leader, lets just call him Justyn. Justyn told me his plans were to commemorate 9/11 by having two large scale RC planes fly towards some scale models of the towers. They would be shot down by a man wearing a George Bush mask, celebration of the towers being saved would then happen, with clowns and a parade and shit. I had to bring him back down to earth and scrap all these plans (He's even had the model towers made) and I booked The Who instead.

Sirke · Answer

Hitler driving into the stadium in a limo with Pol Pot and Stalin.

Phillipp Koch · Answer

""A Serbian film" live, while in the background Pitbull feat. an eagle dressed as a lolita sing the national anthem, changing the lyrics to make America look atheist and with thousands of "YEAH, "DALE" and "PAPI" adlibs. Pitbull style you know. Oh and Alf would be there, jerking off to the show. "

Jessika Wagner · Answer

Shia LeBeouf and Jack Black performing as Shia LeBeouf and Jack Black.

hanim · Answer

"Naked women tattooed with swastikas walk into the stadium swinging aborted fetuses by the umbilical chords.pennies are tossed from the stadium as Jewish people scramble to grab them. Gay men tattooed with "I'm a faggot" begin parachuting into the middle,as the hump other gay men.The gay men that are black immediately begin to eat fried chicken.The show ends with /b/ being displayed on the field through a giant projector. "

YUKIKO · Answer

"George Takei wearing a beautiful, flowing Vera Wang wedding gown gets married on stage while Elton John sings "amazing grace." "

Nadine Ebersbach · Answer

Relevant xpost from another thread

Hamdiyah · Answer

A giant box full of white babies being thrown into a wood chipper while nazi flags wave in the background.

Jacquelin · Answer

A staged abortion, followed by a re-enactment of the twin towers falling all performed by members of NAMBLA.

maika · Answer

Nickelback in a lovely duet with Rebecca Black.

Kacey · Answer

Footage of super extreme porn/snuff films on a giant screen, and several men just pissing, vomiting, shitting, etc. on the crowd, G.G. Allin style, in front of that. Meanwhile, every Merzbow song is played at the same time.

Maria Vogel · Answer

Danny Devito in blackface giving Patton Oswalt a BJ on a stage shaped like a swastika while Rosie O'donnell gives Oswalt a rim job .

MARCELINA · Answer

Dancing Nazi Racists.

Tmnit · Answer

"A live rendition of Twilight featuring the original cast while Cher repeatedly sings "Do you believe in life after love" next to Newt Gingrich burning the Constitution and ejaculating all over the Bill of Rights. Oh, and nipples everywhere. "

Gaylene · Answer

"A man walks into a talent agents office. The man has his wife, three kids, grandmother and his dog. The talent agent says, "We don't book family acts." The man says, "Let me pitch this idea for the Super Bowl Halftime Show." He then grabs his wife and rips her clothes off and sets them on fire. The kids and grandma also rip their clothes off and the dog begins to... "

Hilal · Answer

Black Eyed Peas.

Kathrin Bergmann · Answer

"Hmmm. the pope and a bunch of priests and nuns rocking out to "Safety Dance" while "messing" with little kids and performing late term abortions live.  "

Zhyan · Answer

"An Image of Mohammad face fucking an Orthodox Jew, while Commie Russian or Chinese soldiers march in the background while the American flag burns, being saluted by 400lbs rascal riding Tea-party members. At the end, have a little old lady in a walker fall, break her hip, use her medical alert alarm thingy, enter an Obama lookalike who shoots her in the head with a .357 "Death Panel Bitch!" Might as well offend everyone. "

Anke Drescher · Answer

A parade of politicians.

Ricki · Answer

The Westboro Baptist Church sings showtunes with the KKK.

JANN · Answer

Uhhh, fine. Since no else put up the obligatory answers, I'll be the bad guy: Nickelback Your mom Woody Harrellson asking questions

Sophia Frueh · Answer

Lana Del Rey, Soulja Boy and the Riverdance dancers perform a lively medley of Dubstep-flavored show tunes in a musical tribute to JoePa.

Katerin · Answer

"Ok so hear me out. So they have a Kurt Cobain look alike do a "tribute performance" after the last song they have confetti cannons that look like shotguns go off in a burst of red confetti. The look alike falls over and a fake crew of EMT's come and carry him away on a stretcher, all while red confetti falls from the sky. "

What is the single most offensive Super Bowl Half time show you can dream up?

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