What quote becomes better if you replace one word with pants?

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Aparna · Accepted Answer

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will pants you.

Derk · Answer

""GET YOUR STINKING' PANTS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!" "

Clarence · Answer

If you want a vision of the future, imagine pants, stamping on a human face - forever

Nipha · Answer

Houston, we've had pants problem.

AUDREA · Answer

We can't pants everyone, but everyone can pants someone. - Ronald Reagan

Chev · Answer

Momma said life was like a box of pants. Never know what you're gunna get

Koo · Answer

"Read wrong and was wondering why every person submitted a line with "pants" in it "

Sumner · Answer

We learn from pants, not success!

Adrien · Answer

If you're going through pants, keep going.

Michelle Pfeifer · Answer

In the beginning there was pants.

Louris · Answer

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them pant(s).

nynne · Answer

""Do you want pants? Because that's how you get pants." "

KELI · Answer

Remember my pants.

Hillevie · Answer

""I am the one who pants!" "

Birgit Furst · Answer

""True friends stab you in the pants." "

Anke Frueh · Answer

I'm tired of these MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES on my MOTHERFUCKING PANTS

Talla · Answer

In matters of pants, swim with the current  in matters of principle, stand like a rock.

Sandra Goldschmidt · Answer

Hot Pants is now... Pants Pants

Cinthya · Answer

"Martin Luther King Jr.'s lesser known "I have a pair of pants!" speech was unsuccessful in persuading manufacturers to improve worker conditions. "

Fithawit · Answer

Things fall apart, the pants cannot hold, and mere chaos is loosed upon the world.

Birgit Kruger · Answer

Be the pants you want to see in the world

ikram · Answer

Abandon all pants, ye who enter here.

Namat · Answer

""Y'know, I've been thinking: When life gives you pants, don't make pantsade. Make life take the pants back! Get mad! I don't want your damn pants, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson pants! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the pants! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent combustible pants that burn your house down!" "

Matt · Answer

""I love pants." "Pants know." "

SHAWNEE · Answer

' I can open your pants Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways, and under...' ~Aladdin

Minna-Liisa · Answer

A man cannot pick his pants, but he can pick his friend's.

Emma-Liina · Answer

Pants is power, France is bacon. Knowledge is power, France is pants.

gunhild · Answer

Pants pants pants pants pants, your mum.

Judi · Answer

""To pants or not to pants, that is the question".  "

SHIRA · Answer

Pants lead to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

Songul · Answer

""I have pants..." Martin Luther King "

Waiter · Answer

""Why say the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the pants?" "

Turner · Answer

I pledge allegiance, to the pants of the united states of America!

Guenna · Answer

""A society grows great when old men plant trees whose pants they know they shall never sit in." "

Oral · Answer

""Quintilius Varus, give me back my pants!" - Emperor Augustus. "

Gavrielle · Answer

It's better to have pants and lost, then never to had pants at all.

Tita · Answer

Who ya gonna call? Pantsbusters!

Dory · Answer

""Pants? Where we're going, we don't need pants." "

Ulrike Fried · Answer

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but pants will never hurt me.

MOON · Answer

Life is what happens when you're busy making other pants.

Wye · Answer

"Cry "havoc!", and let slip the pants of war! "

Namthip · Answer

""How Can Pants Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real? "

Agna · Answer

Ask not what your pants can do for you, but what you can do for pants.

Neysa · Answer

""All your pants are belong to us." "

ALESHA · Answer

Government is not the solution to the problem. Government is the pants.

NAIDA · Answer

Pants.... Pants never changes.

Butch · Answer

To pants, or not to pants? That is the question.

EMELY · Answer

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're pants.

DIEDRE · Answer

""One small step for man, one giant leap for pants" "

Elsie · Answer

We've gotta have a reading on those pants up or down. - Lando There are so many star wars lines that this works with.

Amane · Answer

""It is not easy to find happiness in our pants, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere" -Agnes Repplier "

Margarette · Answer

I did not have sexual relations with that pants.

Romona · Answer

""what is this? a center for pants?" "

Letitia · Answer

""With great pants, comes great responsibility" "

Viena · Answer

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their pants.

REGENA · Answer

The only thing to fear is pants EDIT THE ONLY THING TO FEAR IS FEAR PANTS

Raija-Leena · Answer

Two roads diverged in her pants, and I -- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.

Uta Bergmann · Answer

Say pants again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say pants again!

Laurel · Answer

Hey doc! We don't have enough pants to get up to 88.  Pants? Where we're going we don't need pants!

BOK · Answer

Woe to you O earth and sea, for the Devil sends the Pants with wrath, because he knows the time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the Number of the Pants, for it is a human number. Its number is six-hundred and sixty-six...

Jesse · Answer

Pants changes everything.

TARYN · Answer

Do unto pants as you would have pants do unto you.

PHYLICIA · Answer

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their pants.

Ines Schroeder · Answer

""PANTS MOTHA FUCKAS" "

Soilikki · Answer

""One nation, under pants" "

Jennifer Meier · Answer

""These pants scream SWAG." - Barack Obama "

Jayne · Answer

""Rebellion to pants is obedience to god"  Before people ask. The word is tyranny "

Randolf · Answer

The pants will make you free.

karen-lise · Answer

When it pants, it pours.

Freddie · Answer

""I am ready to meet my Pants. Whether my Pants are prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Sir Winston Churchill "

Hakeem · Answer

Luke, I am your pants.

iuliia · Answer

Pants? We ain't got no pants. We don't need no pants. I don't have to show you any stinking pants.

Chatharina · Answer

""Dong where is my pants?" "

Teador · Answer

""We hold these pants to be self evident that all men are created equal." "

Farhiyo · Answer

""I know not with what weapons WW3 will be fought, but WW4 will be fought with sticks and pants." "

Annimaija · Answer

""We choose to go to the pants in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard." -- John F. Kennedy "

Christine Ritter · Answer

""We know what pants are, but know not what pants may be"  - William Shakespeare "

snezana · Answer

""...They may take away our pants, but they will never take away our freedom!" "

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