“”Y’know, I’ve been thinking: When life gives you pants, don’t make pantsade. Make life take the pants back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn pants, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson pants! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the pants! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent combustible pants that burn your house down!” “
“”To pants or not to pants, that is the question”. “
Pants pants pants pants pants, your mum.
Pants is power, France is bacon. Knowledge is power, France is pants.
A man cannot pick his pants, but he can pick his friend’s.
‘ I can open your pants Take you wonder by wonder Over, sideways, and under…’ ~Aladdin
“”I love pants.” “Pants know.” “
“”Y’know, I’ve been thinking: When life gives you pants, don’t make pantsade. Make life take the pants back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn pants, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson pants! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the pants! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent combustible pants that burn your house down!” “
“”GET YOUR STINKING’ PANTS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!” “