I’d probably be questioning who invited me to a dinner with my boyfriend and the asshole I lost my virginity to while simultaneously trying (perhaps half-heartedly) to get the asshole to stop crying like he always does whenever I see/talk to him for more than 5 minutes. It would be really freaking awkward. I like how most of the responses are super awkward and involve 1-3 people.
i would start off by asking 4 of them to leave, and then try to talk the other 5 into some group.
Pretty fucking empty party. So I would get naked and dance around and probably masturbate to make myself feel better.
I would have a presentation detailing the many pros of orgies.
I’d probably just tell her about my day at work and any interesting stuff I saw on Reddit, same as every night.
Looks like I’m eating alone tonight.
I’d probably be questioning who invited me to a dinner with my boyfriend and the asshole I lost my virginity to while simultaneously trying (perhaps half-heartedly) to get the asshole to stop crying like he always does whenever I see/talk to him for more than 5 minutes. It would be really freaking awkward. I like how most of the responses are super awkward and involve 1-3 people.
Wife, this is the EX, EX, this is the wife. Let’s eat. (dinner, that is!)
Now kiss…
Where’d everybody go?
So long and thanks for all the fish!