You walk to your street and see FBI, CDC, ARNG, CIA, APHIS, DEA, HOA, USPIS, USFWS, NTSB, EPA, PETA, NOAA, ICE, CBP, NWS, SWAT, SEC, FAA, ATF, TSA, IRS, FDA, FTC, NASA, MORS and NSA armed to the teeth doing a joint raid on your house. What do you do and what are your thoughts?

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ARMIDA · Accepted Answer

Immediately I would realize that my cat, Pistachio, must have finally hacked her way through the air traffic and satellite net, which allowed her to launch herself within the makeshift Saturn V rocket that she funded through a tax exempt, offshore, junk-bond pyramid scheme, which happened to also accept mail in funds from foreign entities and that she clearly took her black market, catnip infused gefilte fish/batwing pate' (which are never sold in cans under 3.4 oz) with her because some cans must have inadvertently jettisoned with the stage 2 boosters, thus explaining the sudden El Nino oscillation myself and the raiders would be feeling. Fleetingly, I would also realize that I forgot the HOA dues this month and run.

Franklin · Answer

loads 25 pounder with malicious intent

Janot · Answer

Warn them about the minefield...

Odysseus · Answer

Turn around and casually leave.

Fitzgerald · Answer

Ask them if they want a drink or not.

Brigid · Answer

Forest Gump wave

Chrysa · Answer

"I would laugh as they storm the house only to realise that I'd already moved the victims to a new facility and the only thing they find inside the house is a small doll on a tricycle that says "do you want to play a game?", then the door closes behind them... "

Pam · Answer

I would STFU & GTFO,

Pyotr · Answer

Well give me suicide bomb vest and start playing my anasheed  Cause we're running

Torr · Answer

Wtf I would think I'm ded

Blisse · Answer

Go into someone else's house and tell them I'm staying cus like, ye

Winthrop · Answer

Someone told the mayor I haven't been buying the vehicle sticker for years, and I'm gonna find out who!

malwina · Answer

Act like a terrorist

Trev · Answer

Stop, look. Did I leave the stove on again?

SOMER · Answer

"First thought hmm. "What the fuck PETA has to do with making a hydrogen bomb" "

Pen · Answer

r/oddlyspecific

caecilia · Answer

I call the cops and I say there is foreign agencies doing illegal and unauthorized operation near my house.

Kerrin · Answer

I walk up with my hands up cos I ain't fucking dying for this

Neely · Answer

Early Halloween Surprise Party? OwO

You walk to your street and see FBI, CDC, ARNG, CIA, APHIS, DEA, HOA, USPIS, USFWS, NTSB, EPA, PETA, NOAA, ICE, CBP, NWS, SWAT, SEC, FAA, ATF, TSA, IRS, FDA, FTC, NASA, MORS and NSA armed to the teeth doing a joint raid on your house. What do you do and what are your thoughts?

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