If you drank a vial of liquid luck which gave you an hour of pure luck, what would you do in that hour?

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CHERRYL · Accepted Answer

Well the stuff in Harry Potter didn't really work that way. You didn't really have conscious grasp of what you were doing or why. In the book Harry specifically went against his better judgement and that of his friends while under the influence and it all just happened to work out for the best. So odds are your previously laid plans would fall apart in the first five seconds of ingestion. Besides that, most plans people have are going to require that luck to hold for a lot longer than an hour. Picking numbers for the lottery? You better hope you have enough to last a week. Asking out a girl? You better hope you have enough to last the whole date/the rest of your life.  As anticlimactic as it sounds, the best thing you could possibly do is go for a drive with a nebulous goal in mind.

Ulrike Rothschild · Answer

Socialize

Chery · Answer

Pick a clinical trial for my wife.

TESS · Answer

I would call up Bill Gates (dial a random number, it would be him due to the luck) and ask for half of his money.

CASSIDY · Answer

Kate Upton

Nelly · Answer

Apply for jobs vastly above my skill level.

Celestyn · Answer

With March Madness coming up soon, I'd start filling out brackets. Warren Buffet is offering $1 billion for a perfect bracket, and I think ESPN and other sites are always offering high amounts for a perfect bracket.

Meris · Answer

I would write down lottery number predictions. I would predict the one month that had the largest jackpot for the next 20 years ahead and then come up with some winning numbers for those jackpots.

Eva-Kari · Answer

Run into Platform 9 3/4

Pauliina · Answer

I'd call RooR, MGM, and Illadelph and try and persuade them to give me free glass.

Annnora · Answer

I'd get laid 59 times.

Bronson · Answer

Murder my enemy and get away with it

AI · Answer

Get a creampie.

Dana · Answer

Well, let's see. I live in Nevada, there are about 6 casinos in my city alone and I live thirty minutes from Reno. Tough choice.

ewelina · Answer

Wait until after drinking the liquid luck before figuring out what to do. My current unlucky self has done a piss-poor job of picking the right things to do. My potion-fueled lucky self is guaranteed to figure out the best of that hour.

Reyna · Answer

Guess the formula to create the liquid in the vial

Anne Baumgaertner · Answer

Flappy bird

Agneta · Answer

Fill my harddrive with the output from a random number generator. All the AI I need to take over the world.

VETA · Answer

Dial up mila kunis, because clearly I'd randomly guess her digits.  Then I be like aye mila, gurl you wanna sex?  And she be all, you know, I like a guy that's forward. Yes, let's sex.  And then we sex.  The end.

Gamze · Answer

Probably jerk off in public. With the luck I would be able to get off before I got caught. Tried this numerous of times but I always get caught.

TYESHA · Answer

Shut my eyes and blindly type. Or, if this covers randomly generated computer stuff, write a Python script that randomly generates text. And hope to get something on par with a proof of the Riemann Hypothesis or a Unified Theory of Everything Money is just money. This would be immortality

Lea Thalberg · Answer

I imagine, if it was powerful enough, I wouldn't have to do anything. Mila Kunis and Emma Watson would appear at my door and just happen to have just made a drunken bet to have a threesome with whoever opens the door. Meanwhile an accounting error would have the Bank of England accidentally deposit a billion pounds into my account and have no way to trace it. Also a cosmic event would just happen to occur at the end of the hour which would grant me awesome superpowers with no downsides.

ani · Answer

check the back of my mailbox for my Hogwarts letter that turns out to be in there

Angelika Herz · Answer

Go ask out cute girls who would be out of my league normally. I don't need to use my luck to get money  I just don't like being lonely.

Mirva · Answer

Play russian roulette with people i dislike

Davoud · Answer

If I took the Luck Virus, I would likely to to a casino to gamble and quickly get rich. Then I'd look for Karen Gillan (who I'd bump into at the casino as I'm lucky), have sex with her then propose before the hour is finished.

Doreen Fassbinder · Answer

Go down to the local gay bathhouse and bottom bareback for as much of that hour as I could.

ARACELY · Answer

get to legend on hearthstone

Awa · Answer

" Google the term "contest" Enter every contest that turns up ??? Profit  "

Arita · Answer

I'd play russian roulette with Kim Jong-un.

Kaila · Answer

I would punch bieber and hope for crits

JENNEFER · Answer

Call my ex. She was better than I deserved.

YVONNE · Answer

Seduce Pamela Anderson. Have sex with her. Luckily I won't contract some sort of STD.

Verda · Answer

Try to fly!

Inigo · Answer

Chatroulette

ARDELL · Answer

YOU GET A RAINBOW YOU GET A RAINBOW EVERYBODY GETS A RAINBOW

Randene · Answer

Go ask hermonie to have sex with me.

sasia · Answer

go take my test that I haven't studied for and I have no idea what's going on in the class.

Varpu-Leena · Answer

I don't know yet. If I had a vial like that I'd keep it and save it for a life-threatening emergency. Then, if I had time, I'd play Lotto after escaping the situation. Gotta make the most of it.

Daniela Foerster · Answer

I'd save the vial and sell it on eBay. The person would report having won money playing the lottery or having great luck with all the ladies, maybe get in the news. They would write me an amazing eBay review. Word of mouth spreads  the public is clamoring for my magic fluid. Then I would sell 1,000 more vials of imitation luck juice for very high prices. PROFIT.

khalida · Answer

Depends. Is this a vial of good luck or bad luck?

hira · Answer

Dial a random number on my phone. Boom. It's Olivia Wilde. She happens to be in town. We bang.

KATHERIN · Answer

Try to make a pure luck potion that last for more than one hour.

Nero · Answer

I'd go see Hagrid

Adella · Answer

Invest all my money in penny stocks.

Cisela · Answer

Pour chemicals on body, electrocute self. Boom. I'm the Flash.

Pairin · Answer

Rob a bank. No I'm not a morally upstanding person.

Francene · Answer

Play the lottery.

Pace · Answer

I'd respond to the Nigerian Prince email. This time it would be true!

Mandy Berg · Answer

Gamble as quickly as possible

Noora-Maria · Answer

So  I would buy lottery tickets, but save the liquid luck until JUST BEFORE they drew the numbers. Luck is in effect as lottery numbers are drawn.

MARTH · Answer

You know those ads that say they'll make your dick bigger? I'd click for once.

TWYLA · Answer

This is the best motivation anyone can give you.

Kenn · Answer

"Ask out the really pretty, really awesome, really sweet girl that sits next to me in my econ class. But that's probably just a pipe dream because I'm extremely shy and she's way out of my league :( EDIT: Many thanks to all of you for making the day of a depressed 17 year old. I think I might use the "lets get coffee and study" move. I'll report back on how it goes.  EDIT #2: Fuck it. Upvotes all around! EDIT #3: she said yes! You guys are the greatest! Thank you so much for the kind words and motivation :) "

Marie-Ann · Answer

Find the cure for all dementias, diabetes, aging, muscular dystrophy, Parkinson's, heart disease, edema, all cancers, asthma, cataracts/blindness, hearing loss/deafness, hair loss, tooth decay, acid reflux, incontinence, HIV/AIDS, all blood diseases, all STD/STI's, then post all of it to the internet for free in an easy to understand format, and if I had any time left after all of that luck I'd work on a portable personal shield that was powered by the persons heartbeat. * tl dr: cured basically everything and posted it to the internet for free.

Elliot · Answer

1.) Fuck my wife to finally get her pregnant 2.) Take part in some lotteries 3.) Talk to my boss for bigger wage

Terrell · Answer

Your mom.

OliviaBrown · Answer

Nothing. Luck should take care of itself. Anything I do just gets in the way.

Samuele · Answer

plug in lots of USB devices and enjoy getting it in on the first try every time

vini · Answer

Email the worlds richest people and ask for all their money Edit: changed they're to their

ORETHA · Answer

Jump off a building. Not only will I live, the EMT will probably end up being the love of my life who uses her lottery winnings to pay my hospital bills.

Anna-Leea · Answer

With one hour of 100% guaranteed success rate at anything I attempt, I would undergo writing a recipe, and memorizing said recipe, of how to recreate more of the potion using everyday muggle ingredients. From then on, I can recreate the brew at my leisure.  That, or I'd simply buy a ticket for the largest lottery jackpot I can find.

Nuri · Answer

As someone who lives in a city full of people who have the same academic and personal strengths that I do (written communication, art, psychology) with one of the highest rates of unemployment... I would apply to a lot of jobs. Particularly jobs I am not quite qualified for but that I know would be exciting and challenging opportunities, like grant writing or working in adolescent mental health treatment centers. I don't care about winning the lottery or banging hot babes. I just want a good job, man. Seriously. That's literally all I want.

ezgi · Answer

Apply for jobs and talk my way out of having to take my final exams.

anna-marie · Answer

I'd wait until I got a huge job interview. Either that, or I'd visit Rooster Teeth Production Facility in Austin, then, before I step in the doors, down that thing like a boss. Also, I'd have to make sure I had a copy of my Resume on me. It's fun to dream.

Neile · Answer

"Googling things like "cure for cancer", "the meaning of life", "cold fusion DIY" and pressing the I'm Feeling Lucky button. "

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